“Babe, wake up. New blog from Ellie just dropped.”
UNTELLING
adj. /un-telling/
Unpredictable, unknown, erratic.
If you want the password, just email me. Here are the rules:
I must recognize your name from the Elliequent Army. Former lurkers who never reached out are welcome, provided you can convince me you actually are one, and that you have no ill intentions.
No men.
No coworkers.
Those denied admittance are nevertheless welcome to gaze upon on the glory at is my retired Instagram. I will probably never update it again, but I reopened it so I could enjoy looking back at the amazingness.